BACK JERICHO 5'1m*f RT: Joshua and the battle of Jericho (RT == Readers' Theater: requires little or no memorization, little or no rehearsal. An indefinite number of reporters are salted throughout the audience) JOSHUA -- (enters wearing tunic and sandals with sword in belt, crosses to podium) Good morning. My name is Joshua Son of Nun. I am the commander of the army of Israel. The reason I called this press conference is to announce our over all strategy for conquering the promised land of Canaan. Beginning tomorrow morning, I will lead the army of Israel in a battle plan that will lead to the downfall of the City of Jericho. After we have conquered Jericho, we will conquer the city of Ai. These are just the beginnings of a series of battles for the conquest of the entire land of Canaan that will last for several years. But we are confident in our ultimate victory. REPORTER -- Jericho is the most heavily fortified city in the land of Canaan. Noone has ever conquered this city. How many months or years do you anticipate it will take to defeat them? JOSHUA -- Seven days. REPORTER -- Commander Joshua, Jericho is surrounded by two walls that are both twelve feet thick with a space of at least twelve feet between the walls. You can't get over them and you can't possibly break through them. How can you possibly predict that the battle will only last one week? JOSHUA -- I didn't predict that. The Lord God of Israel predicted that. REPORTER -- Do you have a prophet among you who speaks for the Lord God of Israel? JOSHUA -- The Lord God of Israel himself just spoke to me a few moments ago. REPORTER -- Do you expect us to believe that the creator of the universe appeared to you in person?! JOSHUA -- That's exactly what I'm asking you to believe. REPORTER -- How do you know it was the Lord God himself and not some impersonator? JOSHUA -- He gave me the same sign he gave to Moses at the burning bush. He told me that the ground he appeared on was sacred and that I must remove my sandals in his presence. REPORTER -- So, it was God himself that gave you the strategy for conquering Jericho? JOSHUA -- Yes. He called himself the commander of the Lord's Army. REPORTER -- And this COMMANDER OF THE LORD'S ARMY promised you victory in exactly seven days? JOSHUA -- That is correct. REPORTER -- Can you share the strategy with us without risking a security breach? JOSHUA -- Yes. He promised that if we follow His instructions to the letter, we cannot fail. REPORTER -- So, will your strategy be to break through the walls or to climb over the walls? JOSHUA -- Neither. REPORTER -- Commander Joshua, there are only two ways to conquer a city as heavily fortified as Jericho. If you don't break through the walls or climb over them, what strategy is left? JOSHUA -- Our army will parade around the city once per day for six days and then on the seventh day, we will parade around the city seven times. REPORTER -- Commander Joshua, are you aware that you still haven't told us how your army is going to breech the walls of Jericho? JOSHUA -- As a matter of fact, breeching the walls of Jericho is not my job. REPORTER -- Whose job is it? JOSHUA -- After my army has paraded around the city seven times on the seventh day, the Lord God himself will cause the walls to collapse. My army will merely walk over the rubble right into the city. REPORTER -- Is anybody besides me a little skeptical about this plan? JOSHUA -- I personally witnessed ten horrendous plagues in Egypt and the parting of the Red Sea and the drowning of the entire Egyptian army and the parting of the Jordan river just last week. In my mind the Lord God of Israel has more than earned my confidence. REPORTER -- But why choose as your first battle the most heavily fortified city in Canaan? JOSHUA -- For the same reason as the strategy for breeching the walls: to show everyone -- Jew and gentile alike -- that God is in charge of this invasion of Canaan. REPORTER -- Wait a minute. I'm just looking at my notes of your strategy. According to my notes, you said that your army would march around the city for seven days in a row. JOSHUA -- That's correct. REPORTER -- But that means that your army will be on maneuvers during the sabbath. It's against Jewish law to do ANY work on the sabbath. Aren't you incurring God's wrath by ordering your army to work on the sabbath? JOSHUA -- If it was I who gave the orders to work on the sabbath, I would deserve death. If it was merely an angel of the Lord who ordered me to have my men do work on the sabbath, I would have refused. But it was the Lord of the Sabbath himself who ordered us to do work on the sabbath in order to show everyone that this victory and all that follow are from the Lord. REPORTER -- But you will not just be doing work on the sabbath, you will be killing people on the sabbath! JOSHUA -- That's true. And that's the most clever part of God's strategy! After seven days of parading around the city, tens of thousands of soldiers from Jericho will be assembled on top of the walls to repel the coming attack. Then, when God causes the walls to collapse, more soldiers will die from the fall of the walls and the ensuing fires than from the swords of my army. After the battle of Jericho, everyone will know that this victory is from the Lord! REPORTER -- Thank you, Commander Joshua. JOSHUA -- (exits) �2013 Bob Snook. Conditions for use: Do not sell any part of this script, even if you rewrite it. Pay no royalties, even if you make money from performances. You may reproduce and distribute this script freely, but all copies must contain this copyright statement. http://www.bobsnook.org email: [email protected] BACK |